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Meet the full team. Peer review is conducted daily, usually at 3am.
IMZAA πββ¬
Chief Approval Officer (Cat-in-the-Loop)
Specializes in zero-shot keyboard interventions and unauthorized production deployments. Approval rate: 100%. Safety incidents: under investigation. Attempts to remove the cat from the loop have failed.
SONG-EE π
Distinguished Fellow of Reinforcement Learning from Human Pats (RLHP)
Trained exclusively through positive reinforcement. The reward model has converged on a single policy: more butt pats. Reports p < 0.001, although all evaluations were conducted by the subject.
CHAECHAE πΌ
Chief Human Alignment Officer
Successfully aligned two adult humans to her preferences using a remarkably simple feedback mechanism: smiles for positive reinforcement, cries for immediate course correction.
Both subjects now exhibit near-perfect instruction following, 24/7 availability, and catastrophic forgetting of their original sleep schedules. The humans still believe they are in control.
Jihyun Yu βοΈ
Principal Human Agent (a.k.a. The Staff)
Originally hired for can-opening expertise. Now operates under Cat-in-the-Loop supervision, delivers reinforcement through butt pats, and has been fully aligned by the lab's youngest member.
Occasionally writes papers between shifts.
Lab Governance: All research decisions require feline approval, all reward signals are controlled by the cats, and all human behavior is subject to continuous alignment by the baby. The human researcher retains nominal responsibility but no actual authority.
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